Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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