Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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