What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
