He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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