what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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