I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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