Me too!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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