did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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