I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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