we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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