Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I love you. Go after that dick
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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