when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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