i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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