I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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