I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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