please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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