is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
this hospital has no fireball
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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