ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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