i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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