man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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