what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
