Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
