But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
as a side note pls kill me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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