so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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