I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
