And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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