You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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