4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
there is puke in my bra ... again
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