Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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