There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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