More tranny stories later!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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