i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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