The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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