coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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