Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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