My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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