we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
