haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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