Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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