Moan for me like Helen Keller
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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