Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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