Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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