Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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