If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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