i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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