Buhtt sex?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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