I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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