chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We left the knife in your bed.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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