I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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