i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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