Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
How does it feel to date your dad?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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