Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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