tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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